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Get the biggest watermelon you can find and put a hole into the melon, then shit (or piss) into the melon for three days and wait for the watermelon to rot. After this throw the melon at your enemy's.
I almost killed a man by throwing a dirty watermelon at him
by Hampterman July 03, 2021
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