Organic Snow cone

Cum into a tray of ice cube molds. Wait for these to freeze and mash them. Shape into a snow cone and enjoy the frozen treat. Or use as snowballs.

Man, my girl was begging for a organic snow cone yesterday.

by Hampterman February 5, 2024

Dirty Watermelon

Get the biggest watermelon you can find and put a hole into the melon, then shit (or piss) into the melon for three days and wait for the watermelon to rot. After this throw the melon at your enemy's.

I almost killed a man by throwing a dirty watermelon at him

by Hampterman July 3, 2021