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ham sandwich

A somewhat short but chronically overweight person
Check out that soccer manager. No, not the short blond one, im talking about that huge one! Notice how when he sits on the bleachers it sags in the middle. That kids a total ham sandwich, know what I mean?
ham sandwich by Steve Pennington October 31, 2007

Hide the Pickle in the Hair Sandwich

Sex, you know like a penis as the pickle and like a hairy vagina as the the hairy sandwich, of course der.
Fag #1- Hey where are you going?
Fag #2- Fuck you I am going to go hide the pickle in the hair sandwich.

Fag #1 ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh.........nice

tuna fish sandwich 

She gave him a tun fish sandwich instead of a blow job
tuna fish sandwich by Ozzy October 3, 2003

turkey sandwich 

Running up to someone and acting like you are going to punch them in the balls while having a friend take a picture of their reaction to your "punch". (do not actually punch them).
Guy #1 "oh look at this picture"
Guy #2 "what is it"
Guy #1 "it ls a guy getting a turkey sandwich"
Guy #2 "hahaha look at his face"
turkey sandwich by Rhynocio October 21, 2012

jiggle sandwich

Did you see that jiggle sandwich

Yeah that was a crazy jiggle sandwich
jiggle sandwich by Akboy907 February 20, 2014

nut sandwich 

Zidane turned and dropped Materazzi with a beautiful nut sandwich.
nut sandwich by Errowen June 22, 2015