Gordon's brown

Any faeces or flatulance resulting in a foul, putrid smell giving one a mental image of the UK's prime minister.

a: Oh my god! I just did a Gordon's Brown, can you smell it!
b: Yeah that thing practically knocked me out!

by Alex Taylor April 5, 2008

chad brown

A mean teacher who only favors the gang bangers, and has the face of butt-ox.

A teacher who only favors the gang bangers. Chad Brown

by chad brown the butt February 20, 2015

Brown's Syndrome

The exhausting, maddening feeling when you're stranded at home waiting for the UPS guy to deliver your package. Symptoms include dozing off, hearing phantom diesel engines, restlessness, and a constant fear of leaving your waiting spot lest the UPS truck roll by while you're gone.

A: "Hey, B, you seem stressed out. Why don't you get out of the house and come see a movie with us?"
B: "I can't. I'm waiting for UPS to deliver a package, and it's giving me some serious Brown's Syndrome."

by EnchantedPeanut July 11, 2011

brown cheeks

It's when someone doesn't wipe good enough, thus, leading to brown, shit stained butt cheeks.

After that mexican/margarita dinner last night i went home (slightly buzzed) and took a huge dump. Unfortunately, i woke up the next morning with brown cheeks. I was a little pissed, but i guess its better than crapping my pants.

by nastydandude May 21, 2008

brown toweled

wipe your bum with a friends towel. Then put it back on the rack. the trap is then set.

oh god ive ben brown toweled.

by crab152003 March 21, 2008

Brown slapped

The act of being slapped so hard that it looks like chris brown slapped the hell outta you himself.

Rhianna got Brown Slapped

by omgzzzzzhax February 26, 2009

brown rosette

a brown rosette is the description of your anus hence it looks like a rosette (rose flower).......

go on love..... show us your brown rosette....... or i int going down on that brown rosette unless its been bleached!

by anus angus November 1, 2008