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jonas brothers

a group of brothers who have their own band. group was founded in a barber shop in new jersey. there are three members, kevin, joe, and nick (battling some disease) these boys have a younger brother, frankie, and two parents. these boys are known for having many obsessed girl fans, and super tight pants.
becky: "omg the jonas brothers rock my socks!"
jen: "theyre okay."
by just_some_girl January 18, 2009
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Bother

"Let me ask my bother..."
by MarkWG August 16, 2007
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butt brothers

Two black males who also happen to be butt buddies, or gay sex partners.
Bro, Kobe is definitely butt brothers with that ref.
by BHG42 October 9, 2012
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down with the brothers

A male (usually black but sometimes another ethnic group) who demonstrates that he relates to "brothers"--black males or blacks in general.
Denzel is famous now but he's still down with the brothers.
by Cliff Wilson January 16, 2008
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Diamond Brothers

Four teammates of the Manville High School track & field team of Manville, NJ. Soon to be known state-wide, these four high school athletes often display traits of athleticism, will power, tenacity, and cooperation. Their names are Billy, Danny, Drew, & Matt, and they will soon find their way into your hearts.
The Diamond Brothers, once again, prevailed in their most recent meet, scoring a majority of the points.
by w<>w April 22, 2008
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Jonas Brothers Haters

An angry, occasionally bigoted group of people who passionately hate the Jonas Brothers as if they raped their mother.

Insults towards the Jonas Brothers usually consist of:

gay, (variations on this word), shit, (and other variations on that word).

Their main criticisms of the Jonas Brothers usually include but are not restricted to:

- The are not screamo/metal/techno/an 80's band (Make note that haters are apparently god's judges of music and that only their taste matters, despite the fact that they are not in the majority.)

-They are gay (Most Jonas haters may be uninformed as the Brothers are quite straight. It can also be assumed that Jonas haters are also highly homo-phobic and insecure about their sexuality.)

-They do not deserve they're fame and anyone could write "shit like that". (Against popular belief, Jonas Haters are NOT widely acclaimed for their musical talent, and most popular artists actually speak fondly of the Brothers(Elvis Costello, Lady Gaga, Kings of Leon ect.))

-Their fans are annoying. (True, though this may be because the annoying ones are generally the ones noticed most often, because they're annoying.)

-They're only famous because they're good-looking/They're ugly (no comment)

-They're sponsored by Disney (Very true, but unlike most Disney stars, they were originally signed and released an album under a totally different label. And the Brothers themselves do all of the songwriting (except where other credit is given-ex. Busted))

A Jonas Hater: Usually speaks about they're love for "hardcore" bands like Metallica, Lamb of God, or other similar bands. They consider this music, "real" music and wish violent death upon the Jonas Brothers for not being one of the bands that they like, promoting civilized behavior, and being famous/loved. Most Jonas Haters are teenage boys 13-17 who would feel gay if they said they liked the Jonas Brothers.(Many don't know that the Beatles had a vast majority of female fans because television was more limited back then.)
Jonas Brothers Fan #1: omg the jonas brthers aree so hot lo <3l im goning to mary joe!!!!!!! anyone who dusnt lik them can just shut up cus ther a jealous loooser!!!!

Jonas Brothers Fan #2: I absolutely love the Jonas Brothers so please don't insult them, I don't insult the bands that you like.

Jonas No Opinion: Um, I guess they have some good stuff, I mean, I don't HATE them, but I don't really like that style. I'm more of a hard rocker \m/

Jonas Brothers Haters:quote: "faggots
99% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas brothers on the roof of a building. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% who would shout "JUMP"!"
"Jonas Brothers are gay they butt rape each at night "
"fucking faggots! the jonas brothers are fail. Their music is a major failure "
"jonas bros. suckz ma ballez and smears Crusha© on them then lickz it off and sicks it up in a hat this iz how bad thee R lolololololololololo -sic"
"i fucking hate those fags"
by SCayman May 14, 2009
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bothering

Saw Mark and Lisa down the boozer.

Oh, are they bothering?

Sure looked like it, they snogged the whole night.
by Shuaman October 3, 2018
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