The Toss 

when you don't want to go to class but you are supposed to hand in an assignment. instead of going to class and trying to sneak out afterwards you simply open the door and "toss" your assignment in, hoping someone will hand it in for you. Most people wonder why you wouldn't just ask your friend in the class to hand it in but anyone who is willing to perform the toss revels in the toss glory. This also works when you don't know anyone in your class.

Guy 1: "gay, i don't want to go to math, but i have to hand in my 30 questions"
Guy 2: "just pull the toss"
Guy 1: "true, then we'll go to pizza hut"

The Toss by zachus22 October 18, 2008

The Trash Can Wizard 

The Trash Can Wizard is a mystical being who resides in all sorts of containers; garbage bins, waste baskets, recycle facilities, etc. It is typically concealed withing any of these containers, and when people pass by the Wizard may sometimes leap out at them, announcing proudly that it is, in fact, a pure bred, real-life trash can wizard of the finest variety.

This strange creature has various anctics, ranging from scaring small children to convincing old men that they they are ondrugs. The reactions of victims depends on multiple factors, such as size, IQ, brand of shoes and most importantly, sense of smell. As a side note, the Wizard may be seen at approximately 3:00 P.M. in your local suburban neighborhood, because it works very late hours.

The Trash Can Wizard is known to have a close companionship with the Garbage Gnome.

If you encounter the Trash Can Wizard, greet it kindly and with many flowers and chocolate, lest it direct powerful rubbish spells at you.

The Trash Can Wizard by Mister Jordan January 20, 2009

The Tiger Talk 

Prenuptial pep-talk given by the female partner in a relationship; detailing the dark consequences which will immediately follow any instance of infidelity on the male's part.

"Uh, so Jen and I were out having some Indian last night, when she laid The Tiger Talk right on me"

"Wow! Really?"

"Yeah, it was kinda scary, man. She said that if she ever catches me cheating on her, she's gonna cut my balls right off while I sleep and stuff them down my throat"

"Dude.. ouch!"

The Tiger Talk by subversive_bear December 12, 2009

the Tony look 

The look of eternal youth. Someone or something remaining young and with the same look in eternity.

- He's got the Tony look!
- You sure?
- Yeah mos def. That man has looked the same since last millenium.
- Oh, cool.

the Tony look by thekillers2 January 11, 2010

The Ticket Angels 

The Ticket Angels are a unique service that saves people money from parking tickets. By signing up with this subscription service you have the ability to be given a text message, phone call, or knock on your door whenever you are at risk of receiving a parking ticket.

As of July 7th, 2010, The Ticket Angels have saved nearly $15,000 for their neighbors.

A "Ticket Angel" is one who saves a person from a parking ticket. Through various means of notifying that person a head of time a Ticket Angel keeps money in your pocket.

"If it weren't for The Ticket Angels calling me to move my car I would have definitely gotten a parking ticket".

The Ticket Angels by Harvey Bones July 10, 2010

The Tapper 

Chaffing on the very end of the penis. Whenever walking the penis taps up against your shorts and causes an extremely painful experience. Usually caused by bathing suits.

Ouch, I got the tapper and it hurts like a bitch.

The Tapper by ZT44 July 17, 2010

The Two-Two 

Play on words based on the phrase Catch 22; see you on the other side.

I'll catch you on the two-two.

The Two-Two by Thurston Blaine December 1, 2010