muffin

an ugly cupcake

that cupcake looks disgusting...
oh wait that's a muffin

by :{DDD March 30, 2009

Muffin Madness

When you eat so many muffins you want to die.

My brother recently died due to muffin madness

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Nuffin Muffin

It represents the act of having nothing or 0 into a funny sounding item/phrase.

Nicholas is so poor he doesn’t even have a Nuffin Muffin.
He walked into the store and walked out with a Nuffin Muffin.

by tb_2478 August 5, 2025

Muffin

different kinds of curtains

Wow What a whole lot of muffins

by Curtainlover69 April 1, 2018

Fuck Muffin

It's as soft as a Muffin when she's riding you reverse cowboy!

Baby you can bounce that Fuck Muffin on my cock all night.

by Roy G Biv the 2nd February 28, 2024

Muffin

What BadBoyHalo says as a fake swear whenever Ph1lza or Tommyinnit constantly swear at him.

Tommy: fuck, shit, fuck, penis.
BadBoyHalo: LANGUAGE YOU MUFFIN!!!

by nottommyinnit December 22, 2020

muffins

When you beat someone up with boxing gloves on.

Stevie gave him the mf muffins!!

by anonymous April 10, 2021