Facebook Tardilicious

Describes something the Facebook Tard would do.

Suzie just posted the same thing five different times.

Man, she is Facebook Tardilicious!

by Pism February 10, 2010

el tardastre

the spanish adjective for a person who keeps saying "kitty" or lip syncs annoying songs

Nathan won't stop lip synching High School Musical Songs! He is such an el tardastre!

by Mike El Mexican December 7, 2009

speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010

speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010

effin tarded

when you are told your are doin things wrong, but are told that there wrong, so instead of fixing them you look for wrong in everything others do,

when your effin tarded 109th company hurts or kill innocent people, and you yell at another company for wearing a fleece cap while in acu. thanks 17 cssb

by headhunted November 27, 2010

fuck tardian

a group of stupppid people who need to get lives and mind thur own shit

1)go fuck yourself you fuck tardian
2)Scout from clc your captian of the fuck tardians

by Dr. Peckerwood September 16, 2011

work-tarded

An unemployed person who seemingly has average or more intelligence but is completely useless and untrainable at all types of jobs/occupations or anything work related. Having absolutely no job skills whatsoever.

Joe: "Hey man, why do you let that freeloading loser stay with you? Tell him to get his lazy ass out there and get a job."

Adam: "Nah dude. Tommy's cool... He's just a bit work-tarded is all."

by ShamelessGuy May 13, 2014