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The Smashing Pumpkins

Shallow MTV plugged 'alternative' rock band, that were heavily indebted to The Cure, My Bloody Valentine and Judas Priest. As plastic as Britney Spears.
Obnoxious Thirtysomething: Hey, the Smashing Pumpkins were musical revolutionaries. Billy Corgan's a genius!

Bob: Y'mean revolutionary by the standards of Rod Stewart? Oh... um, you seem to have got overexcited, you might wanna change those trousers.

Obnoxious Thirtysomething: Wha..? And who's this My Bloody Valentine band? I've never heard them on MTV, therefore they probably don't exist.... oh, have you got a paper towel?
A mapper with a large penis and a tendency to get drunk.
Smashed got smashed and smashed Jmechy's mom from behind.
smashed by Rebel February 24, 2003
Normally a girl who dies there hair shitty colours then turns ginger ,isn’t really very nice usually quite ugly in the face and heart.Boys only value her because of her breast size
she’s such a Sasha , shit hair
Sasha by Miaprocterxx August 18, 2018

smashface 

Jared Mc Cormicks lover and a creature who dwells under overpasses.
Hey dude i think smashface is in the vents.
smashface by MAC March 18, 2004
A backstabber who steals your boyfriend and your crush.
Sasha is fake
Sasha by Mary111 May 30, 2016

Smashable 

When a girl is way to hot that ugly guys still think they could smash her.
See that chick? Shes so smashable.
Your mom is so smashable!
Smashable by Spyronation Gaming October 13, 2017