Dave Mustainetitis

It’s what happens when you pronounce “Balls” instead of “Pulse”

“You tried to take his balls…..”

-Someone who has Dave Mustainetitis

by Vechiles4chldren April 25, 2024

A Mustache-Man

I have decided to be a mustache-man... At least for today... Andrew Schultz was right... I might not go out in public like this (because I look like a homo) but I might literally be both Omni-Man and Escanor so... I almost have to be a mustache man...

Hym "I am become a Mustache-Man... So why is my upper lip still cold? My jaw is shaved but it isn't cold... Is it wet? Yeah... A little bit... No... Something ain't right here..."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

jerk mustard

When you jerk off but piss before cumming

I was so drunk I couldn’t cum so to make her feel better I jerk mustard on her

by Doritoman44 May 28, 2024

Dave Mustaine

Lead singer of megadeth. Very attractive back in the day. A guy who is very dominant to his girlfriends

Dave Mustaine kissed me on the cheek

by Midnight2000 July 31, 2024

female mustard

big titty mustard bottle that people get their dicks stuck in

i just played with my female mustard

by anonymous August 10, 2024

female mustard

big titty mustard bottle that people get their dicks stuck in

i just played with my female mustard

by anonymous August 10, 2024

Making mustard

The act of urinating, mid anal coitus, into the recipients shitpipe while continually thrusting, until a foamy gelatinous Dijon ring is created around the base of your shaft. Most easily accomplished with morning wood, prior to cracking the seal of your 1st skanky, beer induced, chlamydia flavored amberbach piss of the day.

Since my boyfriend Steve's bladder has the capacity of an oil tanker, I made good use of my boner and urgently eminent need to piss by making mustard in his hairy, vacuous dick storage, to be used later that evening as a condiment for a lovely roast beef dinner.

by Little Jonn August 20, 2024