cock mongler

someone who loves something so much that they defend everything about it and try to make it seem better, alternative to dick rider

"shut the fuck up Timmy you cock mongler, the holocaust will always be a fucking abysmal tragedy!"

by Upright Almond June 4, 2023

Money Monger

A Person that proclaims to be royalty but is not, for control of money assets or jurisdiction in a naive scenario they leap to attempt to gain control of a region or associate focus to control within a crucial timeline.

The Money Monger thought it was a game

but money can't protect you but people can ..
Within coordination of reality

by HaloTheHalo June 9, 2023

Norwegian mongoose

Overly hairy shaft of the male penis

Have you seen Harold’s dick? It’s a Norwegian mongoose!

by Haroldnm69 November 14, 2023

Ultimate Mongoli

A debate as old as time between Mutaz and Aws to see who is more mongoli, an answer that even the troops could not reach as it remains inconclusive yet the battle rages on.

Abed is mongoli af, but he will never be the “Ultimate Mongoli” .

by Fursan Al Leil August 29, 2023

shame monger

Someone who stalks your Apple Watch and activity level and shamelessly shames you for not closing your rings. Ex. William

William is a shame monger.

by Sketchy23 December 9, 2023

shame monger

Someone who stalks your Apple Watch and activity level and shamelessly shames you for not working out on any given day.

Bemory is a shame monger.

by Sketchy23 December 9, 2023

cock mongrel

somebody whos being a little shit and/or wayy to horny

ex:"holy fuckin shit dude, jenna was being such a motherfuckin cock mongrel in there! im suprised nobodys fucked her yet"
ex2:" oh my fucking god kelsey youre such a fuckin cock mongrel"

by ilovelivya December 25, 2023