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Mikhail's law

Mikhail's law is when you get rejected and move on to a new woman. It is also when you get dumped you date someone new the next day. This law is not usually effect boys named Mikhail but was named because a boy named Mikhail Mawlynnong, Meghalaya who was rejected many times and was picked up by a unknown white man visiting the small town when he heard some girls talking about Mikhail.
"It must be Mikhail's law" said the friend.
"You got Mikhail's law my friend"
by A urban Canadian May 28, 2023
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Robertoe's Law

"....people will always claim that white people are the source of opinions and ideas that they don't like..."
Named after the person who may or may not have coined the concept, when somebody dubiously claims that white people are behind an agenda, idea, or fandom in an attempt to discredit it.
Robertoe's Law in action:
"BLM protests are just white people virtue signaling."
"Interesting how everybody who loves Celine Dion's album is white."
"White people love to tell me I should try pickles on my sandwhich."
by ScoobysNephew December 29, 2020
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Law

Fucking hot bitch👊 big horny boobs, we love Law, love me caca, suport caca thurday coffee
Faster Law!!!
by Lawmobeew November 21, 2021
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Bae In Law

She’s my best friend’s bae, so she’s my bae in law.
by Lady Bear November 25, 2021
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Law

by enbymonarch January 2, 2021
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Whedon's Law

The more vocal a man is about being a feminist, the more likely he is compensating for being a sexual predator
Pretty sure that dude in the #MeToo teeshirt invokes Whedon's Law
by Count Spicula September 9, 2023
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Law of Appendages”

The understanding that any creature of four legs or less may be considered fairly benign, while any with more than that are creepy and terror inducing.
The “Law of Appendages” explains why people might dislike rats but they are terrified of spiders.
by WilyArmadilla February 7, 2021
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