fog donkey

An honest person in a room full of fools.

Name is a real fog donkey, they always tell the truth even when everyone else thinks something else is happening.

by Kollies October 4, 2022

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Dirty donkey

When you’re hitting her from behind and she screams like a donkey until you hit the wrong hole and then she kicks

She was a dirty donkey last night after I had a few drinks

by Bigt*tst@mmy January 4, 2022

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The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.

Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022

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donkey kong

Someone who throws barrels at things.

- Can you stop throwing barrels at us?
- Donkey Kong.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

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Donkey

Shrek’s best friend though he can be annoying at times, he’s a lovable loyal donkey that will attend to all of gamer chad shrek’s needs.

1. Oh my gosh did you see donkey over their.
2. Yeah, I wish I was a chad shrek.

by MiGmanhug December 6, 2021

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A mid-coitus rear cranial blow to induce vaginismus for increasing the hermetic seal upon the shaft to thusly restrict hydrodynamic semanal flow during orgasm in turn hightening sexual plesure.

Naturally, donkey punch also applies to any pugilisticly caused contrations of the anal sphincter during homo-/hetero- sexual sodomy

"Oh man, when I fucked Karen last night, I donkey punched her so hard that her cunt squeezed like a vise around my cock, and i thought it was going to break off as i nutted in her with such force, i swear i saw her cough up my splooge onto her tooth that got lodged in the wooden headboard"

"Wow thanks, I'm gonna try that when i wreck Bruce in his little bussy tonight"

by Lover of cocks December 22, 2021

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