Oft attributed to Liam Gray of Rhode Island, the true origins of Chicken Salad are far more sinister. Recent research has revealed that Benedict Arnold, the much reviled traitor, in fact developed chicken salad. He used the distribution of it to mask his traitorous errands.

The popularity of the food among some types of people can be attributed to the addictive chemicals found in Satan’s anal perspiration, and hair (mayonnaise, and celery respectively).

This has come as a shock to those that find themselves supporting the recipe of an infamous traitor, and vindication to the true patriots who have always known chicken salad is terrible.

I can’t believe you served Chicken Salad! Do you hate America?!

Chicken Salad by Trog July 5, 2020

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chicken wing

ghetto or hood treat.. usually bought by people in the ghetto foe 1 dollar

damn dem chicken wings is good as shit

chicken wing by ken 900 May 2, 2007

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Chicken Hawkin

Chicken Hawkin is used to describe a person who has something that can be shared amongst the others in his/her presence but fails to mention or offer it for consumption.

Sasha knew that Hakiim had just purchased some fresh greenery to smoke, but he never pulled it out to share with the rest of us hoodrats. So, i told him to stop Chicken Hawkin because Arkamedes just told us you got some goods to smoke.

Chicken Hawkin by la chachashishi October 23, 2009

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Chicken head

This is what you have to resort to when ya aint getting any play at the club that night. It especially helps if you live on a farm and have your own chickens thus you dont have to trespass on someone's property to get lovin from their poultry.

I bet Foghorn Leghorn gives some hella fine chicken head...

Yah..I know he's a rooster..use your imagination

Chicken head by Justin July 5, 2004

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