Beer

A unit of measurement equal to the amount of time OR money that something requires. Requires a sliding scale as the purchase price of beer may vary depending on location.

The train from Brussels to Amsterdam is four beers long.

The Hostel near the Red Light District costs about 12 beers a night.

by the wiremother February 3, 2010

blood beer

In Washington everybody can swap a pint of his own blood for a pint of beer.

In any washington bar:

-hey, how're u?what would you like?
-i'm a blood donor.so, a pint of blood beer, please.

by shamuil January 12, 2010

beer pong

The stench of stale beer. Most often experienced the morning after a party. Is also encountered in the keg room of respectable bars, or ubiquitously in dives.

Poo-whiff! beer pong!

by niftydog May 29, 2007

Beer Swelling Monkey Suck

someone who is nasty looking and fat

that minging bird is nothing but I beer swelling monkey suck

by Matt W March 22, 2005

beberdick

a flirty manhore who makes bad decisions

loves dicks so much he uses the word in his title

Did u you hear that beberdick got arrested for going into a mailtruck.

by Larry the Cucumber December 24, 2007

Beer party rite

A rite in which teens new to a college or high school have to go to a beer party and consume mass quantities of beer usually through a funnel as a rite of passage.

John's got a real hang over he just went through his beer party rite.

by Deep blue 2012 December 16, 2009

Beer fetcher

Like a dog fetching a bone, a beer fetcher is someone who is used for the purpose of bring you beer after beer. See also Wifeslave.

When I get home in the evenings, I usually plop down in the recliner and cut on some King of The Hill, then holler for my beer fetcher to bring me some Busch Ice.

by beer and boobs for breakfast October 5, 2010