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The Thomas Brodie-Sangster Effect

The way a person has a baby face making them look younger than they actually are.
Person 1: He's cute but he looks 12
Person 2: Actually he's 23
Person 1: But he looks younger
Person 2: That's the Thomas Brodie-Sangster effect, Thomas is 31 but he looks 12.

My leg is broken 

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.
Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*

Sound Like a Broken Record 

When someone has to repeat something to you repeatedly. Most likely being used by your black grandma.
"Boy now I don told you to clean your room 8 times, you makin' me sound like a broken record."

Sound Like A Broken Record 

(Adj.) Having something repeatedly being said to you, most of the time about the same thing. This can vary from being said by your teacher to your black grandma.
"Boy now I done now told you to clean yo room! You makin me sound like a broken record."

Boulevard Of Broken Dreams 

A crackin tune by Green day and the most relatable song ever. I will write in upper case letters the lyrics I can relate to at the bottom.
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one, and I WALK ALONE

Guard Mount Broke 

The single greatest phrase ever said within security forces. When spoken it manifests unending amounts of adrenaline and willingness to complete the day. Also creates blindness to certain actions to keep from extending shifts.
Guard mount broke let’s get outta here.