ass apple

A number or idea that was made up on the spot, then applied like a fact.

A conjoining of "pulling a number out of your ass" and "apple-bobbing"

FBI Senior Developer: Why is this 12-year-old marked 'high-risk hyper-violent terrorist'?
FBI Software Engineer: Because of the 20-times risk multiplier for 'plays CS:GO with low MMR' times the 976 'brushes teeth before breakfast' constant.
FBI Senior Developer: ...Nice touch on the ass apples. Keep up the good work.
FBI Software Developer: Thanks Boss.

by hodgepodger January 22, 2021

Apple

A FUCKING FRUTE WHY THE HELL DID YOU SEARCH THE FRUTE APPLE IT IS REAL FUCK

She ate an apple her boobs grew

by Sexxxy grl December 12, 2020

Schrodingers Apple

When a hot girl could be a guy unless proven otherwise. For example by the Adam's apple that can't be removed

Guy 1: that girl is hot
Guy 2: watchout that girl could be a schrodingers apple

by Iamgay light July 8, 2025

apple's eye

Another word for vagina.

She has a beautiful apple's eye.

by Marine Ghost July 6, 2017

apple bottom jeans

Just look it up

"She got dem apple bottom jeans
boots with the fur
got the whole club looking at her-"
"JESSICA did you sleep with your goddamn teacher"
"no i did-"
"yes You DID"
"NO I DIDNT"
"YES YOU DIIIIID"
"*SCREAMS OF FIGHTING*"

by gbarilaairbgeagberila March 3, 2021

Apple

A Native North American who has red skin but projects personality characteristics and societal values more commonly associated with Caucasian people.
The Injun equivalent of the term "Oreo" as when directed toward black people.

Jim Manybeers, "Clayton said he's not drinking today. He's going to church with his wife and doesn't want to be hung over at work tomorrow."
Elvis Yellowfeet, "What a fkn apple."

by Haggis MacPhreedom December 10, 2020

Apple Sauce

1. A food consisting of mashed apples and other seasonings
2. That stuff you use in your Spaghetti

1: Do you like cinnamon with your apple sauce?
2: I like apple sauce in my spaghetti.

by AppleSaucce45 March 7, 2022