1-2 business days

The amount of days every online retailer tells you to wait. It turns out one business day is about four regular days. Who would've thunk it?

Randy: "How come my order is still processing?"
Company: "Wait 1-2 business days."
*Shipped 8 days later*

Get merch

Get the 1-2 business days mug.

See more merch

Rule 2

Person 1: Hey do you remember rule 1?
Person2: Woah bro... rule 2...
Person 1: Sorry I forgot

Get merch

Related Words

Yo are you skipping school school December 2 with everyone else

Get merch

This day is for the craziest girls. The babies of your friendship group I guess, they act like they are your two year old daughter! Such crackheads.

Hey, come here little one want me to feed your your yogurt?

Why?

You were born July 2 2008 right?

Get merch

December 2nd is national asthma day.

December 2nd is the day where anyone where asthma can complain like crazy.
friend 1: why is she complaining so much

friend 2: she has asthma

December 2 by asthma November 25, 2019

Get merch

December 2 hey will you go out with me

December 2 by hibigboyj December 2, 2019

Get merch

World's rarest videogame,

It is a rare edition of Sonic 2, the only known owner of the edition is Scott Wozniak

"Which one is in fact the "rarest game of all time". ITS SONIC 2 WITH A LINE!

Get merch