Snow Showers

The act of dumping a semen-filled condom all over your sexual partner as a punishment for lack of satisfactory performance.

When Tony came after only four strokes, I gave him a nice messy snow shower.

by subnetmask July 19, 2004

showet

A fresh avacado just picked from a tree

Hey mark what are u doing

Or just getting some showet at the store
Oh make sure there fresh

by Hmgdog June 2, 2016

Slower Lower

Sussex County, Delaware. Delaware down under. Where the water is fresh, the deer run wild, the beaches are hot, the farmers take life slow and easy with no worries. Its the perfect mix of southern hospitality and northern intelligence. Its where all the original delawarians live!

No place like home. Sweet Slower Lower.

by JiggaLowe February 13, 2005

dildo shover

someone who shoves a dildo into the anal and vaginal area to the point of orgasm

pornstars are all dildo shovers even the straight ones

by the master 2345 December 9, 2008

Slower Jersey

Any area south of the Driscoll Bridge of the Garden State Parkway and/or the Route 1 Corridor to TRENTON.

People below this area are definitely “DIFFERENT” than North Jersey people. Usually found to be racist inbred, lower class, red necks who drive raised pick up trucks, and enjoy many different types of Beastiality.

They claim “Jersey” as their home butmin reality, they are not welcome here.

Look at all these Slower Jersey fucks with their raised pick up trucks.

by Mr BigStuff2 June 3, 2018

Two Shoer

When pooping in a public restroom, it is common to throw your shoe over the stall when the lack of motion shuts the light off on you. A two shoer is such a good poop, the light cycles twice. This requires re-activation of the light with both shoes.

Man I ate so much last night, I had an epic two shoer at work this morning.

by Big Swingin’ October 11, 2017

The Grim Sower

The Grim Reaper's silent partner, spreading an invisible virus.

The Grim Sower moved with stealth, planting the invisible seeds of sickness in preparation for his more-famous friend, The Grim Reaper, to finish the job.

by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2020