The places that a lot kids age 5-18 go to 5 days a week for 6-8 hours. They are basically prisons, trying to cram useless information in your brain. They lock you in classrooms, and don't let you go to the bathroom until class is over. And even in those 4 minutes in between classes, you still can't use the bathroom cause everyone else is.
Some public schools (like mine) have a very severe drug problem, and have even had police come because of it. They say that what they're teaching you is just preparing you for the next grade, so when are we gonna do actual learning, and not preparing?
Everyone bullies you, even the teachers. One of my teachers called 3 boys some "waste of air" and literally no one disagreed with her. She was old and senile, and nobody liked her. Except for one of my friends that I was fake to. She was a good two shoes who nobody liked. I was forced to be her friend.
So yeah. Don't send your kids to public school. Private school would be nice. Or even homeschool.
Some public schools (like mine) have a very severe drug problem, and have even had police come because of it. They say that what they're teaching you is just preparing you for the next grade, so when are we gonna do actual learning, and not preparing?
Everyone bullies you, even the teachers. One of my teachers called 3 boys some "waste of air" and literally no one disagreed with her. She was old and senile, and nobody liked her. Except for one of my friends that I was fake to. She was a good two shoes who nobody liked. I was forced to be her friend.
So yeah. Don't send your kids to public school. Private school would be nice. Or even homeschool.
Billy: I go to a private school.
Bob: Lucky. I have to go to this ratchet public school that's been around for 50 years.
Bob: Lucky. I have to go to this ratchet public school that's been around for 50 years.
by Pillowincase July 12, 2019
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Some history teachers would spend half the class making jokes directed at the students. One student in my class never took the jokes seriously or made a comeback. Eventually, the teacher called her up and lectured her about standing up for herself. The teacher ended her rant with "You've gotta be a woman. You gotta be like me."
The girl replied with: "Well which one? Do you want me to be a woman or do you want me to be like you?"
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Ignorant teachers.
Random memers.
Some history teachers would spend half the class making jokes directed at the students. One student in my class never took the jokes seriously or made a comeback. Eventually, the teacher called her up and lectured her about standing up for herself. The teacher ended her rant with "You've gotta be a woman. You gotta be like me."
The girl replied with: "Well which one? Do you want me to be a woman or do you want me to be like you?"
by Where is the lamb sauce August 8, 2019
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I play games for fun
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Me: ok here it is
My name is Chris
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My favorite movie genre is comedy
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Get the Middle School mug.The Gifford School is a Special Ed school in Weston Massachusetts that is one of the sketchiest schools in America all you see there are kids being restrained by staff while the staff are smiling and laughing and it is impossible to do work there because kids would scream and bang on the walls and the staff there claim they will help yet they are very manipulative and have no respect towards Innocent kids who are dying to transfer back to there public school and the only kids they respect are white kids claiming there "gangstas" and most of the kids even the staff are Racist and Homophobic to anyone but 100% straight white people and they will send kids to this place called "the counseling area" often refered to as the "CA" when they "talk about people when they are not in the room" which is the perfect time to talk about someone you don't like and I am actually surprised parents think this is a good school and send their kids there yet there are gangs, drug dealers, sensitive kids that want to shoot up the school, teen pregnancy, racism and homophobia towards everyone but straight white people, and many more fucked up things that don't even happen at a public school
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