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stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.
Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that
by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023
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Sweet potato

ALL the Kate's love them. A code word for someone who is gay and or a lesbian.
Kate" she is SO a sweet potato "
Ally " she's wearing a flannel she SO is"
by Saidwhattttt May 26, 2018
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the potato war

the war encompassing technoblade and i am squid kid and their ultimate battle of potatoes on hypixel skyblock where technoblade outsmarted i am squid kid over 999 trillion times.

"if you wish to defeat me train for another billion years"~ The blade
"'The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.'- Sun Tzu"~ The blade
Random player: omg is he gonna start the potato war?
Technoblade: DID SOMEONE SAY POTATOES?!?!?!
by dailyretard April 23, 2023
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Status Potato

Status Potato is a caring guy who is nice, handsome short tempered, determined, good willed, kind, adventurous, homely, down-to-earth, doesn't talk to you he just talks to your lil dude AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IS ALWAYS CHECKING THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO.
Man 1: Status what is the status on your potato???
Status Potato: It is very safe because I care about my potato and I am always checking the status on it
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Potato

A root vegetable that can chopped, fried, rawly eaten etc.
We store them in refrigerators.
Lucas Pratt is jealous of the potato.
The potato is secretively in love with Lucas Pratt.
But microwave wants to keep them apart.
Only plate is there to comfort potato.
But plate died.
So Potato commited suicide.
RIP potato.
LUCAS PRATT YOU ASSHOLE. YOU MADE POTATO COMMIT YEETUS YEETUS SELF DELEETUS.
by iTsOnLyMe_654 February 23, 2020
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potato cooker

A woman where, if you got down to business with her, things would probably get a little loose and you'd ask her to keep it discreet.
Guy 1: That woman you were talking with at the bar last night was pretty larger
Guy 2: Dude, I was pretty drunk. She was a real potato cooker
by mr_potato_heads March 25, 2021
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Potato

"Have you heard of the potato humans, brah?"
"Nah brah, that's just something 12 year old girls call themselves to seem cool."
by duuuuude🌚🌚 December 11, 2016
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