Go Banana 

When you find yourself in the midst of an argument on a subject that you have no knowledge of and an obvious polarization between the preferences, you can always pick the side of the venerable banana. It will get you nowhere, but at least you can say you participated.

Taken from the Simpsons episode in which Bart and Nelson race an orange and a grapefruit to the end of the schoolbus. Ralph Wiggum decides to join the race and puts a banana in the aisle and yells "Go banana!"

Punk 1: Hardcore and pop punk all teh way!
Punk 2: NO! DEATHCORE FTW
Punk 3: You're all stoopid. Rapcore is bomb.
Me: Go banana!

Go Banana by Yegs February 26, 2010

funky banana

1)A person who is considered by many an amazingly cool person
2)A term used to descibe male genitals that dont meet required standards

1) I love him! he is a real funky banana!
2) eurgh! it even had brown puss spots on it,it was a right funky banana

funky banana by freeekay July 14, 2007

Chocolate Banana Surprise 

Coined from a popular pudding flavor, this is the sexual act when you slip out of hole #1 and accidentally penetrate hole #2. To effectively acheive the "Chocolate Banana Surprise" both parties involved should be unexpecting this to happen, which will most likely lead to chocolate on your banana.

Dude, I was doggin' my wife last night and accidentally slipped it in her butt... that was the best Chocolate Banana Surprise ever! I bet her balloon-knot is sore today!

Chocolate Banana Surprise by E-Nasty April 6, 2009

chiquita banana 

n. A curved micropenis (very small bent dick).

He unzipped and hunted through his boxers to pull out his fully engorged 2-inch chiquita banana; it was okay for anal anyway.

chiquita banana by saint_adventure October 3, 2014

stealing the monkey's banana 

To take something of great importance from someone, purely for the purpose of laughing at them.
i.e taking a monkey's banana from it.

David: "I think I'll go steal that deaf kid's hearing aid. Just for shits and giggles."

Marcie: "You can't just go stealing the monkey's banana like that!"

stealing the monkey's banana by Alex Conway January 20, 2009

Sausage and Banana Pudding

1. Gullible dipshits who look up raunchy definitions on Urban Dictionary for their own perverse pleasure
OH SNAP

Person 1: Did you see that sausage and banana pudding?
Person 2: Yeah, he just got owned.

Sausage and Banana Pudding by Metaphoricallydoinglife June 22, 2009

crusty banana fluff 

crusty banana fluff is when you grind up cornflakes into little pieces and sprinkle it up your bum.

Jesus: please can someone lick up my crusty banana fluff?

Graham Norton: i can take care of that.

crusty banana fluff by Mr. Wibble May 1, 2008