wheezing tortoise

someone who shot an ostrich in the last 34 minutes

he is a wheezing tortoise

by Human who is also an ostrich June 24, 2022

Whee

Canadian slang for fellow Canadians who are believed to be smoking weed whilst using the pseudo emoji 🍁.

“I will be Canadian 🍁” -Person 1 “Whee.” -Person 2. Whee meaning that you suspect the person using the leaf emoji to be smoking marijuana.

by Someoneprobably July 21, 2022

Wheeeeeb

An alternate way to say “when” when irritated or in a rush.

“Oh my god Dave- wheeeeeb? When did I ask?”

by yomomsmamasbf October 31, 2022

Wheezed

really drunk really high or really crossed

Bro you were wheezed last night.

by anonymous December 25, 2022

wheese

no i didnt spell wheeze wrong. wheese is a phrase that is used when people love wine and cheese, put them together you get wheese

person 1 : yo i love wine and cheese so much!!
person 2 : so your a wheeser?
person 1 : uh yeah!
(HAHA GET WEEZERED)
(but no joke this is how it would be used)

by TINGLORY February 2, 2023

Wheezy

Wheezy is a systematic slur used against asthmatic people or people with breathing difficulties.
This slur exists because Asthma is not real and people who claim to have it are not asthmatic but are deeply mentally ill and have the delusion they cannot breathe.

Examples of how to us this awful slur is "Whats up my wheezys", "She can't be here because she's a wheezy" and "get out of here you wheezy"

by Cmont_was_here June 20, 2023

WHEEZY OUTTA HERE

This term is used by a sophisticated specie of human called goats when they leave the premises

Yo Teno imma bounce WHEEZY OUTTA HERE!!

by Zootnation August 21, 2023