Shower Turner Oner

What you turn on the shower with.

Hey Ava! Can you please use the shower turner oner and turn on the shower for me?

by squasha_ November 19, 2020

arctic shower

It Is just like the golden shower but you would commit to this act in below freezing conditions. As you begin to let flow your piss will freeze stabbing whoever is dirty enough to let you.

Ronan "hey Marty I'm ready for this arctic shower"

Marty "Oh yes"

by Bumtickles July 6, 2016

Painting the shower wall

When a boy jerks it in the shower.

Mel was very disturbed after she walked in on her brother painting the shower wall.

by HK!! February 28, 2011

Scattered Showers

The weather is being indecisive whether or not it wants to give you a decent day or if it wants to say fuck you to your plans.

Scattered showers are bullshit. I just wanna go to the beach in peace.

by TittyNibbler34278 May 17, 2023

Jersey shower

When you or your partner shit into your hands, throw it up in the air and run under it.

My buddy got his girl to give him a Jersey shower last weekend!

by Swingingdee January 6, 2022

Shower

A place a Dark Souls player has never been.

"When was the last time you were in the shower?"
"What's a shower?"

by Ekvok December 19, 2022

eBay shower

The type of shower you take when your going to meet a hook up where you are washing, shaving and exfoliating parts of your body you didn’t even know existed.

Just took an ebay shower to meet up with that guy from the mall earlier.

by StephieJayyy September 2, 2019