John Legend

Another, more humourous way, of saying legend

'Hey bro, you got any spare tickets to the game?'
'Already got you one'
'John Legend!'

by Funkmaster 77 October 6, 2011

John Fickel

A kid that always shows up to your house that you kinda like, but he's actually a weirdo.

"Wow, that guy is really John Fickel, why does he always show up at the house?"

by yeahguy October 3, 2009

John Lennon

1.God
2.One of the writers of the greatest music... Period...

1. I worship John Lennon.
2. I listen to John Lennon!

by Yorkselim December 4, 2010

John Cena

The Best Wresteler and Rapper in the History of the World.
He Kicks anyones arse.

Me: John Cena You better beat up Edge
John Cena: DOn't Worry that Bitch is Gonna PAY!!!

by Kareem S August 23, 2006

John Dolan

A John Dolan is an Ontario term for getting a facial that covers your entire front face like a giant beard.

I got a blowjob yesterday and totally gave her a John Dolan

by Mike Whyte November 27, 2009

John Danks

REALLY REALLY REALLY cute pitcher for the Chicago White Sox. Gorgeous smile and cute dimples :p

haha...John Danks name has 'dank' in it (puff puff)

by sexie chocolate October 9, 2008

John Lennon

Essentially, God.

Name: John Lennon (aka, God)
Date of Birth: October 9th, 1940
Date of Death: December 8th, 1980, by a cold heartless bastard
Cause of Death: Assassination
Associated With: The Beatles, Yoko Ono, Cynthian Lennon

R.I.P. you legend :'(

BTW Yoko is a bitch and so is anyone who denies it

John Lennon is obviously better-looking than Paul. I mean Paul was and still is cute, don't get me wrong, but dayum, John is just so sexy!

by TheBaetles April 14, 2015