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New Waverly, TX

Pretty much the coolest place on earth. The beez kneez per say. Home of one stop light that can cause a major backup - sometimes up to five minutes. Also home to 950 residents, or atleast according to the sign that's probably been there since 1950.

Recently got it's first fast-food restaurant, a Burger King, which has really boosted the economy. But be careful, if you're going down I-45 and you blink at the right moment, you might miss it. The town that is.

The local school system is alright. There's four schools - an elementary, intermediate, middle, and high school. Mostly everybody (except buttercup) is cool but if you got a secret, don't expect it to stay that way for long. Everybody knows everything about everyone. Who's doing who, who's a whore, etc.

As far as ethnicity goes, it's mostly white except for that one place right when you come in town - Longstreet. Steer away from that place cuz they rapin' erybody out there. And there's like 5 mexicans.

If you're ever rollin' through the area, definitely check it out. It'll only take a minute. Literally.
"Yo, where you from man?"
"New Waverly, TX fool."
"You must be a badass then."
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A rightwing blogger who just re-posts content from Fox News
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An inescapable trap, set by the administration of St. John's University, programmed to mercilessly extract an additional $3000 from vulnerable freshmen. The entire substance of this course is common knowledge to most folk, and the few facts to be otherwise learned can be acquired with a half-hour of encyclopedia browsing.
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New world order

The new world/new normal/new order some people try to tell everyone they are living in is what the New world order is trying to establish, and if people allow it instead of wake up and fight, that is what they will end up with.
The New world order is what happens when people are encouraged to forget the way things were and the way people were. There wasn't really much of an order until the New world world order came along trying to establish a new one and disturb everyone's peace.
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A football team that contains every black person in New England.
Every black person in New England is on the Patriots
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A conspiracy involving very rich and powerful people plotting mass population reduction (80%+) and a one world government. See NWO.
"There is a chance, for the President of the United States (George W. Bush), to use this disaster, to carry out what his father-, a phrase his father used I think only once and hasn't been used since and this is a New World Order" - Gary Hart on September 12, 2001 The day right after the twin towers fell
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