Definitions by CaptainProjectile

new england patriots 

A football team that contains every black person in New England.

Every black person in New England is on the Patriots

new england patriots by CaptainProjectile January 25, 2005

celebrity 

A kick ass station wagon made by Chevrolet from 82 to 88. Usually seen in a gold color, with a pimpin spoiler on the back. The interior is made from genuine hide of nauga, with vinyl and brushed aluminum detailing. Worth almost $25 nowadays.

My '87 Celebrity requires you to unlock the passenger's side front door and then hit the unlock button in order to unlock the driver's side front door with the key

celebrity by CaptainProjectile December 18, 2004