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damien golden

Over zealous macho boy, Usually trying to make up for lacking in the trouser department due to the fact he has smaller than average feet. Usually has fat ankles. Easily falls head over heels in love with himself as he spends so much time staring in the mirror. Your so vain I bet you think this song is about you....
damien golden: I'm an ANIMAL!!!!! GRRRRRRRR!!!!!
by darkknight11111111111111 November 5, 2013
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Golden Wheelbarrow

A sexual position where the man holds the womans ankles whilst entering her from behind. After climax the man urinates onto her back.
I gave my girl the golden wheelbarrow.
If she's into wet and wild giver her the golden wheelbarrow.
by greasypete October 14, 2022
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Golden-Ruleism

A form of Voluntaryism or Voluntarism. The idea of Golden-Ruleism is that all transactions and interactions must be voluntary. Golden-Ruleism believes that a government can be voluntary, only holding up the popular moral principle "The Golden Rule". If you treat someone how you wouldn't want to be treated, or more specifically, how the majority of people want to be treated (This is to specify for people who don't understand how other people feel or hate themselves), the government holds this as illegal and can detain you. This relates to Voluntaryism because of the idea of being detained is fine, as long as the wrongdoer used coercion intentionally on another person. Golden-Ruleism just specifies that rather than blatantly saying "Voluntary actions", laws must be made based on whether the majority of people would like the same thing so happen to them.
The ideology of Golden-Ruleism is the backbone of a majority of governments, and is the only necessary restriction of human ability and action.

Golden-Ruleism is a useless daydream, never to be achieved.
by TheVoluntaryRadical February 11, 2023
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A shit when right as you get up you gotta shit again, this loop goes on for a long time
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Golden Couch

1. Getting a bunch of your mates over and you get so blotto that everyone pisses on the couch.

2. A couch that someone has wet themselves on while crashing at yours.
1. Lets make a golden couch this weekend!

2.Hey guys, come round tonight and see my gomden couch.
by Meatlover42069 November 29, 2019
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Brown Eye Golden Dragon

(Phrase): When someone Chunder Dragons while simultaneously giving a Golden Shower and a Cleveland Steamer.
“Damn, me and Stacy got wild last night and I attempted the rare Brown Eye Golden Dragon on her.”
by Biganimedaddy November 27, 2023
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Golden Floor

When a great Dane calls you late at night with a survey. That survey being do you or your wife piss in the shower! Of course we do... ONE RULE...Aim for the drain!
Dang, this hot water made me really have to go....may as will give the shower a golden floor.
by Peanut Butter Balls April 7, 2022
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