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nerd ghetto

A geographical location where nerds congregate, often to live, socialize, or work. In nerd ghettos, most occupations are performed by nerds in a unique form of vertical integration. Thus nerds are your politicians, teachers, businessmen, bureaucrats, bankers, technicians, auto mechanics, used car salesmen, dentists, customer servants, flunkies, gardeners, housekeepers, gas station attendants, janitors, garbage collectors, nurses, and so on. In a nerd ghetto you can strike up a conversation about computers with just about anybody, and everyone's intellect deserves respect.
Anytown, USA is such a nerd ghetto that even the cats are intellectuals. Yesterday I was practicing my book report on War and Peace and Fluffy seemed to be listening the whole time.
by batfemme53 July 11, 2022
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Ghetto Toast

A couple of pieces of bread and some maple syrup, to save money on all the ingredients necessary for french toast.
"What did you have for breakfast this morning?"
"Just a couple of eggs and some ghetto toast. I don't know how I'm gonna pay my rent!"
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
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ghetto

A hobknocker, inappropriate pupil who constantly swears and wears little to no clothing or wears hoodies and sweatpants so they are ready to go rob somewhere.
The ghetto chick threw on her skin tight shirt and skinny jeans and headed out to meet a guy to make a fetus.
by Dictator12455582828 January 24, 2016
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Ghetto Gliding

Driving though a dangerous area just to look..no interactions with the locals due to being a pussy.
"..last night we went only went ghetto gliding, it was too scary to get out.."
by dodo2night November 22, 2016
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Ghetto hearse

What day do the bin men come ?The ghetto hearse is starting to smell
by Donny Diamond June 4, 2018
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ghetto buttplug

A Ghetto Buttplug is any device around ones one's self that can be inserted into his/her anus.
Holy shit! This lamp makes a good ass Ghetto Buttplug
by Gilbo $waggins February 13, 2017
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Ghetto skunk

PA announcement: We've got a ghetto skunk in frozen foods
by Speak douglas September 13, 2019
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