Counterphobia

The rare mental condition in which instead of actively avoiding said phobia, the Counterphobiac seeks out said phobia.

Person 1: Hey, if your scared of snakes then why do you go into the snake section of the zoo whenever we go here?

Person 2: Oh, I'm a Counterphobiac

Person 1: Oh, that about explains it

by AnAverageWallflower September 26, 2020

Counter reaction

When an old worn counter is sick of being the underdog.
A counter losing its cool.
If the counter is allergic to Eg. cheezels, then if the item is placed on the surface the counter may crack, sneeze or swell, hence creating a counter reaction.

Don’t put that on the bench! We don’t want another counter reaction!!

by Ninja-de-hissinyoface September 27, 2020

Count your randi's

Another term for 'Count your blessings' coz Randi is an absolute blessing

stop being ungrateful bro, count your randi's and be thankful

by CoccyMilker November 23, 2020

Counter resistance

Resistance to resistance, just like counter surveillance is someone watching somebody watching somebody.

No resistance is without counter resistance.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020

Counter Anti-Fur-Day

on December 21th, you can bypass Anti-Fur-Day and still make the person parcitipate in Fur-Day, but a day later.

"hey dude, today is Counter Anti-Fur-Day, you won't be able to bypass 20th december, because 21th december is waiting.

by Tolijas December 19, 2020

Counterphobia

The mental condition which causes those who are affected by it, to "counter" or face of the fear. Trying to rid them of said phobia.

-A snake appears

-Dave is absolutely terrified of snakes

-Dave faces the snake so that he can overcome his fear, showing signs of having Counterphobia

by AnAverageWallflower January 10, 2021

counterfitting

What a home-improvement carpenter needs to be good at when installing sinks and built-in cabinets.

In da 1987 comedy film, "Overboard", da unrefined-but-honest carpenter does an excellent "counterfitting" job for da dignified-but-snobbish "spoiled rich kid" heiress, only to have her refuse to pay him da cash dat he's earned from da job; he hasta resort to showing her fake wedding-photos and other "counterfeit" tactics to get her to reimburse him for his hard work.

by QuacksO February 22, 2021