Jacob

A tall-ass nigga who gets all them hoes on his 6’8-ass dick

Some hoe: I wanna fucc Jacob😍😍😍
His nigga Erik: Damn that’s my nigga Jacob

by I am not a cat or. Shark November 24, 2021

Jacob

Lives in your walls :)

You hear sounds at night. They surround you while you try to achieve sweet slumber. You feel as though... you aren't alone in this seemingly empty house.

Jacob is watching.

by TylerKai421 November 24, 2021

Jacob

Someone who is rlly fit and overall healthy and good looking. Someone to be around and just a stand up guy, probably packing

Person 1: That guy looks like a Jacob
Person 2: yeah i can definitely see it look how good he looks

by Yourfavoritebaseballguy November 24, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is a person with big, tender, and juicy balls

Hey did you see Jacob’s?
Yes of course!!

by Maybe Jacob November 24, 2021

Jacob

Jacob si the type of guy who knows how to get down and dirty in bed. His shlong is expandable, retractable, and radioactive. He gets every bitch in existence.

Jacob:
Every girl:*cums*

by urfrikinmom November 24, 2021

Jacob

He has the biggest dick ever he so hot

Person1 Jacob is so hot
Person 2 I know he has a big dick

by BigdickRaymond November 24, 2021

Jacob

Noun

Derogatory term for a narcissistic beta gymnast

You're such a Jacob, get away from me.

by Smexy Satan November 24, 2021