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Rusty Lincoln

In preparation for anal sex, you douche, but do a quick clean out that doesn’t go past your second sphincter. Then, you get fucked by a dick longer than you were expecting that goes past your second sphincter and has fecal matter on it after exiting your ass.
The dick on that guy I met in the bathroom was so long, I ended up giving him a rusty Lincoln.
by Sir Steve January 19, 2019
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rusty moonpie

When a girl is giving a male a rim job and the remains of a previous bowel movement leaves dried feces around her mouth.
Hey Sarah what the hell is that all over your face? Oh that's just the rusty moonpie Brian gave me.
by Puddjuice February 7, 2017
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rusty lapper

When you get a lap dance from a stripper who doesn't wipe properly.
I wish I would've paid attention where she came from, because that stripper just gave me a rusty lapper.
by The dark canuck88 August 10, 2017
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Rusty racket

A prostitution ring that spealises in elderly ginger gentleman
I was walking my dog down by the docks and only walked straight into a rusty racket
by Rumbag April 12, 2024
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Rusty

A nickname given to Miller Lite in tribute to Rusty Wallace, a NASCAR driver who drove the Miller Lite #2 car in the late 1990s and early 2000s.
Yo Nate, toss me a Rusty!
by Frankamp Madness March 17, 2022
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Rusty Schwinn

Dry sex lacking natural or synthetic lubrication, generally initiated in haste without sufficient foreplay. Often, alleviation is attempted through the application of saliva. Probably originated from the general lack of care for old cheap bicycles leading to the squeaking of a rusty chain as they are pedaled down the road.
We were at her parents cabin and her father was out for 5 minutes, I had no other option than to rusty schwinn her.
by Dr. Ziploc August 1, 2010
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Rusty Mace

When your partner bends over, doggie style during sex, and she has part of a turd popping out like the bulbus end of a mace.
"Eeeww, bro, I went to do this chic doggie style and when she bent over, she had a Rusty Mace.. eeeehhh"
by AcousticGoonie December 1, 2025
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