Muffin-Ho

Someone who lost their's computer

He is muffin-hoed

by yamatroll December 5, 2019

Muffin Top

When a girl scrunches her stomach fat together (muffin top) like a taco and jacks you off with it.

“Damn, I got great muffin top last night by this BBW, dude it was so hot”

by Stankman February 24, 2020

Muffin top Monday

When you have alot of fluff in the waist and your pants are too tight

Damn she bent over and it was muffin top monday

by Warcat March 16, 2020

Muffin

A delicious snack for a booty doggylicious

Wow muffin is fit

by Anonymous kool March 30, 2020

Muffin

An absolute player loves the dog booty

Muffin Skinner is a muffin

by Anonymous kool March 30, 2020

muffin

code word for sex

man: damn i had a good muffin last night with this blonde.

by bookbinder1738 April 1, 2020

Muffin Whaler

Someone who likes to pick up men/women whose attire causes the target to have a muffin top. Can find a Muffin Whaler at places such as the mall, bars, music festivals, etc.

Buddy was talking about this "thick chick" he picked up the other day, but she was way past being thick. Dude is a total Muffin Whaler!

by MoistSponge April 10, 2020