jacob senatus

super big giant pp and a 12 pack that hard enough to break stone

girls love jacob senatus

by the true fax man May 15, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is one of the funniest guys you’ll ever meet. Some could say he’s crazy but when you get to know him, he has a soft spot. Always the life of the party and the smile to your day. He’s very popular with the girls, because of his amazing looks and personality. If you ever meet a Jacob stick with him or his friends and take the chance. Trust me you won’t regret it.

”Whos that hottie?”
”Yeah, that's Jacob.”
”Haha, he looks hilarious!”
”Go talk to him!”

by geydhjs August 15, 2018

Jacob

Short lanky British cracker

Charlie:"OMG Jacob is so thin will be be ok"
Dominick:"I know right the wind might just snap him in half

by _Emily_hater_123_ May 9, 2022

Jacob

Big fat bootie ass made from semen and WAP

Arrrghhhh

OMG Jacob sucks dick do much

by Bitch 696969 April 11, 2022

Jacob Sanders

Jacob is very cool. He is extremely sporty, likes basketball the most. Most of the girls at his school think he is ugly, for his hair which is multicolored naturally, but there's one (Lexi) that just love him through and through for everything about him. He is super popular, and a natural leader. Has many different hoodies.

LEXI: "Wow, have you seen the hoodie Jacob Sanders is wearing today? He looks perfect and cute and--"
EVERYONE ELSE AT SCHOOL: "WE KNOW you're obsessed, now shut up!!"

by JayBird-Jamie March 29, 2022

Jacob corkery

Texts year 8s asking for pics

Oh no it’s Jacob corkery head down people

by Dustyjews February 2, 2022

jacob lassiter

An asshole who likes big fat whales, aka women who are fat. He thinks if you have short hair you're a guy, and if you have long hair, then you're a girl. He is the big gay

jacob lassiter is mean to me and my friends

by Jacobdidthis May 9, 2018