holy buttfucker of jesus 

1.One who partakes in the sacred act of anal sex with the son of god.
2.Your Mom
3.Mary Magdaline
4.My father (Who art in heaven)
5.Jerry from across the hall

Hey! Judas holy buttfucker of jesus, get back here with my ten dollars.

holy buttfucker of jesus by Hell Bound February 13, 2005

Creeping Jesus

Ninja like skills passed down from the big J himself. Creeping Jesus' don't learn these skills... They are born with them.

Person turns in chair and sees you "ARRGGGHHHH!!! CREEPING JESUS"
'I've been here 5 minutes, didn't you hear me?"
Person "NO!!!"

Creeping Jesus by Meridia17 June 21, 2011

Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone 

normally screamed when you want something. Used by stephen colbert.

'Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone, please tell me!!!!!'

Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone by MaximumOverdrive January 20, 2009

Sweet polevaulting Jesus 

Exclamation of equal parts disgust, disbelief, shock, and horrified concern for the speaker or situation referred to.

Guy #1: I didn't think Palin was so bad. Why didn't you women vote for her, anyway?
Girl #1: Sweet polevaulting Jesus, Caribou Barbie was the ultimate parody of a token! I don't know where the Gay Old Pedophiles find these incompetent candidates. She's tundra trash at it's worst, pimping out her office and family like she did.
Guy #1: OK, OK! Settle down!

Sweet polevaulting Jesus by k2kate December 9, 2008

Sweet Jesus 

Laying eyes on an incredably hot girl, who is just a little bit too young for you, and expressing your sexual interest with a "Sweet Jesus!!"

Sitting outside the pub and a group of scantily clad 17 year old girls walk past. Someone pipes up "SWEET JESUS!..." and everyone looks round to have a gander.

Sweet Jesus by Hartles September 7, 2010

long haired dope smokin friend of jesus 

a man with long hair

yo, joe you long haired dope smokin friend of jesus ..how's i goin?

long haired dope smokin friend of jesus by blubber bob October 4, 2007

mach black jesus 

When you move two times faster than Mach Jesus.
when you move to fast to be seen.

He robbed the store at Mach Black Jesus speed i didn't even see him.

mach black jesus by Mach Jesus November 27, 2018