bungejumping tom

when your pee is green

monica: bungejumping tom
paolo: who's tom, and why is he bungejumping?
monica: it's a term for describing a situation in which your pee turns green
paolo: wtf

by existentialdread1401 November 2, 2025

Tom

Someone around 50, a vegan, no electricity in there house, never leaves there house, goes to a therapist, has anger issues (doesn't tell anybody). And is single.

where is tom " i doubt anybodies seen him".

by Why would you want a username March 6, 2020

Tom

fag

tom's a fag

by Stealtho Hazzo September 7, 2020

Tom

Tom is one of the kindest and most considerate people you will ever met. Not only does Tom take into account how you're feeling, but they can also talk about how they're feeling as well and apply that to the situation to try and help you out. Jesus, if you ever meet a Tom, don't hesitate to make friends with them and also love them forever (that last step is optional)

If someone ever asks 'how's Tom,' tell them that he's himself, and the person asking will immediately understand.

by i need some socks October 5, 2019

Tom bitchery

A level of bitchmade attitude that has never been seen

Your level of Tom bitchery is insane

by Isaac tandoh January 20, 2024

Tom the bomba

Sex god, receives enough penis to feed a temple. Nigel garage enthusiast

Tom the bomba just jizzled over the bazmitballers. They were scared 😯

by Neonfetusman June 21, 2024

Tom

Tom is the sweetest person on earth. He is a good boyfriend and is in very good shape. You always feel happy and safe around a Tom and they simply are the best. He is a good kisser and you would definitely want him as your boyfriend. Very romantic, very good looking. Has nice eyes, soft hair. Is the coolest person known to mankind. Sexiest thing alive.

Tom is amazing in every way possible

by betsylou January 13, 2021