The benefit of the penis

an advantage or profit gained from penile insertion.
"She was ugly,but not ugly enough to forgo the benefits of my penis"
synonyms: good, sake, welfare, well-being, advantage, comfort, ease, convenience;

She wasn't all that, but after a few drinks I might as well give her the benefit of the penis.

by JamesBrrando September 28, 2013

penis muncher

a person who loves to munch on penis

Matthew is a penis muncher, he loves that dick.

by Foxyoufucker October 9, 2016

Industrial Penis

Extremely abnormally large penis. Heavy as concrete. Terrifying

"Why John that's quite a large industrial penis"

by wreckedflame July 19, 2016

Gordito Penis

The wild sport of naked sumo wrestling and swinging your penis towards other peoples penis's, like sword fighting.
For extra effectiveness, you can slather cream cheese in and around the penis for double points.

"today on 69 sports, we will be playing Gordito Penis"

by DeadlyBowEG April 7, 2021

Allen’s Penis

the biggest thing in the world i have ever seen. I didn’t even know it could be longer than 12 inches. Will satisfy any woman he meets

Allen’s penis is huge

by meghisgay May 11, 2022

penis dust

The particles left on a man's hands when he doesn't wash them after a pee.

"Don't buy that lettuce. It's been fondled and certainly has penis dust on it."

by Kris in Alaska August 26, 2017

Squirrels penis

Also known as a 'Wet Willy'

It was shocked and impressed when Jenna put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrels penis'

by Super Sandy Cheeks February 2, 2022