May firtel

a lesser form of the being known as may portal

may firtel is so gay

by Erezberez July 16, 2019

May 3rd or 4th

The deciding date when an individual is unsure when and where their birthday party is happening. Commonly associated with WhatsApp group chats with up to 25 members, an infinite amount of polls and mass confusion.

« Is the birthday happening May 3rd or 4th

« I have no fucking clue at this point »

by John Fartston April 19, 2025

May 3rd or 4th

The deciding date when an individual is unsure when and where their birthday party is happening. Commonly associated with WhatsApp group chats with up to 25 members, an infinite amount of polls and mass confusion.

« Is the birthday happening May 3rd or 4th

« I have no fucking clue at this point »

by John Fartston April 19, 2025

May 6 2022

Liam kissed lily. (Also his first kiss)

Yo Liam remember May 6 2022? It was lit 🔥!!!

by CheezitAssassin May 07, 2022

May 26

National slap your homies ass day

Boy1: yo bro you got a fat truck

Boy2: thx wanna smack it cuz it’s may 26

Boy1: yesssirrrr *slaps ass*

by Professor_never_dies1232 May 24, 2022

May 26

may 26 is my favorite one lol lol I’m so sad that I’m so sad for you and I’m so happy for that girl lol I hate that I don’t think so lol lol I just saw this video but it was just me too sad but how do I do

“It is may 26 I love it” Yes that is what it means

by Gabe is gay September 20, 2021

May 26

National Make Your Girlfriend Cum Day

Carla: it’s may 26 th you know what that means
Fred: …..ohhh okay get your ass over here right now 🫦

by Mascras555@ May 26, 2023