Jacob

Jacob is a name for a guy who likes to sleep with his girlfriends best friend behind her back on the day of her birthday.

UGH! You hear about that guy named Jacob? He is such a player!

by 1234thedoor December 2, 2022

Jacob Deleon

A chess white washed nerd that's actually vv cute and funny even tho he's a huge retard

" who's that?"
" Oh Jacob Deleon? Andreas bf!! He's retarded. "

by Pyrohearts November 23, 2021

jacob

jacob is a sweaty bitch

damn, jacob is extra wet today

by weewooweed42069 July 27, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a dick and a fat shit he eats whenever he gets a shot if your friends with a Jacob you better be rich because he will go through your whole fridge in a day.

Jacob: Have you got any food
Me: no you ate everything yesterday

by Ha I got you December 25, 2019

Jacob Armstrong

I'm Jacob Armstrong.

My name is Jacob Armstrong!

by JacobArmstrong April 25, 2021

Jacob

He's shy at first but as you get to know him he will think as you are a friend. He will try to be funny and if it offends someone he will quickly apologize. He has a hard life but always puts on a smile because he doesn't want anyone to worry about him. Loves to play sports and games. And when someone is sad he trys to help and cheer them up. He falls in love pretty easily but trys to get over it. If you are playing a sport and someone gets hurt he will forget about the fans and run over to help. Take my word for it, I am a Jacob.

Person: gets hit
Jacob: *runs over* are you ok?
Person: yeah, thanks

by Steavo10 November 16, 2020

jacob

gay fucking bitch who acts confident but hates their own guts

"oh wow it's jacob"
"that one emo kid that hides being his hair?"
"yes that one."

by aarbjj June 24, 2021