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Jacob

Often seems to be the right person but just at the wrong time.
Patience is key. Jacob seemed to be the right fit but it just wasn’t our time.
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Jacob

You’re lucky to meet Jacob with big dick energy
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Jacob Hupke

A dude that is immensely attractive to all genders. With a dick as good as his grades, Jacob is a once-in-a-lifetime being that all his friends and family should be grateful to for his mere presence. He also possesses the extraordinary gift of being able to speak in tongues
Blessed Johann Sathianathen and Dhruv Patel, pray for us; In the name of the Doug, the Jacob Hupke, and the Hurambe Spirit, amen
by Justin, the Tongues Speaker November 22, 2021
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jacob has a big butt and a bigger heart.
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Jacob

the best fashion and music taste,

Won sexiest man alive 20 years in a row
Girl: omg is that Jacob Wayne??
Other Girl: yess he’s so hot!!
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Jacob

Jacob is a handsome young nice man, he’s normally got brown hair and mostly blue or green eyes. Jacob’s very passive towards friends always smiles and shows his good kind side. When looking for friends he struggles a bit to talk but it doesn’t stop him from trying. To his family he’s lovely but sometimes can be very annoying to get attention. Also he can get very angry when play video games, this can turn him into saying nasty things towards family and peers. Finally he has a huge 10 inch whale cock that pleasures anyone who dares to try it, it’s a madness when any girl gets on that bed.
“Jacob is the bestest friend who will ever meet, you’ll regret him if you let him go.”
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Jacob

A man who plays the worst games known to man
Look it's Jacob playing those shitty games
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