French Eiffel Tower

When two girls run a train on a man with dildos, one in ass one in mouth of male and women high-five as it happens.

Ya we pulled a French Eiffel Tower on Trenton last week!

by Randy the Goat January 23, 2022

French Speaker

A french speaker is when you shit in somebodies mouth, in which, they proceed to gargle on your shit.

"Yo, dude!.. me and here were just chilling and she let me give her a French Speaker! Shes a total freak!"

by skibidiohiosigma May 28, 2024

french dry

A process in which you take a bath and a man then pleases you then drys you off.

"Jason got a French dry at the Holiday Inn."

by Jason Frost October 11, 2016

French Tickle

When a French person pulls out a baguette and proceeds to tickle you with it

“Man, Me and my girl just did the french tickle

by Spaceracer69 July 8, 2023

The French Special

A term for a man’s “Speedo” bathing suit

Ex: “Oh my god Gertrude, look! Alberts wearing The French Special to the beach today!”
Ex2: “Damn look at that French special”

by ShoompaLoomp January 12, 2023

French Astronaut

Codeword for a fussy eater.

Named for Frenchman Thomas Pesquet, whose meals in the International Space Station will include lobster, beef bourguignon, cod with black rice and almond tarts with caramelized pears.

"We've got a French Astronaut at Table Seven. Prepare to have everything sent back."

by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2021

French Tickler

A Popular French Condom Brand.

Oh Stacy, Get Me A French Tickler Please! Get Ready For The Ride Of Your Life.

by Cinnabonlord September 7, 2022