A person who can’t speak and read who commonly replies with “WHAT?” who you personally despise with a burning passion who has commonly said “I’m so depressed!” And they are extremely sad because they have no friends (although they may think your their friend) they have not been diagnosed with depression but constantly say this on group chats that you are stuck in with them.You most likely don’t have their number but they do. You constantly what to kick them in the Shins and permanently disable them.

A rare Insult that hurts like REALLY hurts.
You are a fucking Dyslexic Illiterate sack of sadness” screamed 69420
by 69420ha get it? January 24, 2020
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sack plays

When you’ve been getting p*ssy
Yo, I’ve been gettin sack plays!
by Sack_plays January 10, 2018
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Sack O' Farts

Calling someone this will gain you much street cred. You only call someone you absolutely despise. Like, with a burning passion.
Jack - i hate you billy, you ugly sack o' farts.
Billy - aw.
Ashley - ur so cool Jack.
by iCarlin July 06, 2016
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Protein sack

Given the fact that humans eat a lot of protein, and aside of water and bone, are predominantly protein. We can end up with a conclusion that "protein" is what makes up the first part of this definition.

A sack is a sort of flexible, strong, bag like, and sometimes natural biological container to hold everything from burglars swag, random items, rubble, to biological organs, through to general waste. Considered a low key, low cost storage item and generally disposable.

When you are talking of many humans, It is fair they can be referred to as protein sacks. This is considered a form of insult towards humans of low or inept value.

FACT : Calling someone a sack of shit would be too offensive in some situations, so you can call them a protein sack INSTEAD. Shit is also made of protein amongst other things, and is the defecated waste that is produced from a living thing.
Lexx : have you seen him?
Me: you mean that guy?
Lexx : yeah what do you think of him?
Me : A total protein sack
790 : I have to agree, he's a protein sack
by AWEMAZING July 05, 2021
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Bench Sack

(Masculine)

1: When you are spotting someone while they're bench pressing, and when they can't lift the bar, you try to help them lift it, but your center of gravity isn't very strong. Because of this, you center your pelvic floor above the other incapable person's head/face. The result is a face full of sack for the sweaty victim.

2: When someone is struggling to bench press and needs a spot, butinstead of a spot, you feed them your nut sack
-I was trying to hit a p.r. on bench the other day when I got bench sacked by my spotter!
by Big Saxy October 21, 2014
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Neck Sacking

Neck Sacking – resting ones testicles on one’s partners’ neck whilst receiving fallacial attention. Practiced widely in Transylvania and Merthyr Tydfil.
"Wow, the part of your body that distinguishes your head from your torso is perfect for neck sacking Mfanwy".
Slight pause as Mfanwy clears her throat! Fnar fnar!
"Well thank you Count, perhaps you could decorate it with a lovely necklace for me".
by Busty Gus March 07, 2014
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Sack Sally

A woman who is obsessed with sex.
"Man, that Tinder chick was a serious Sack Sally. Rode me like a post horse all night".
by DaHolmes February 03, 2024
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