hot tub 

A sexual maneuver reserved for the extreme. Prior to coitus, the female inserts a curling iron or other warming instrument into her vagina. The warmth and physical stimulation produces a chamber much like a hot tub for the male to insert his penis into. Following insertion, the male refrains from any movement, initiating a warm and relaxing soak.

Not to be performed with a pregnant woman.

"Yo Jacob, did you hear Karl got a hot tub last night from Jenny?"
"Haha I did, Karl fell asleep."

hot tub by Merriweather Clark December 16, 2009

hot mike 

To hot mike is a form of signal reconnaissance. To hot mike means to tap into a cell phone frequency and catch all of the data coming over that frequency. The person that does this can hear all of the calls and the things said near the cellular phone in question. The phone does not have to be physically touched to do this. The perpetrator can tap into a phone without even putting their hands or equipment onto the phone. The only way to temporarily defeat hot miking without having the equipment to scan the connections coming from your cell phone is to turn the phone off.

Is your phone hot miked?

hot mike by Dagan May 30, 2006

hot property 

a. Stolen goods.
b. Another word for a sexy looking member of the opposite sex (or same sex for some).

a. Get that TV outta here foo, that shit is hot property!
b. Holly christ, that cheeka is hot property!

hot property by lilshizzy July 19, 2004

Hot Anal 

A rough night of hot, sweatty anal sex!!!!

Dan sure did love the 4 straight nights of Hot Anal!!!

Hot Anal by j add July 30, 2005

hot tub 

A large attractive woman

Mary's friend is a hot tub!

hot tub by Fast D June 18, 2007

Hot Pocket 

Prison term: two pieces of white bread with mayonnaise smothered in between. The mayo sandwhich is then placed in the microwave to heat it up so it resembles a woman's vagina. It is then fucked.

When I got done with my hot pocket I gave it to mikey. He likes it! Hey Mikey!

Hot Pocket by berserker256 May 18, 2003

hot trombone 

A combination of a HOT CARL and a RUSTY TROMBONE. While recieving a rusty trombine, the reciever enjoys a bowel movement.

I was getting bored with rusty trombones, so I spiced it up with a Hot Trombone and scared the crap out of Jessica.

hot trombone by Delta November 6, 2003