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Sammich Fucker

1. Someone who fucks sandwiches (Sammichs if you're a Redneck)
2. The comeback of an idiot.
Hey! I'm not a stupid fagtard. That's not nice. You're a sammich fucker!
by DarthKieduss February 10, 2017
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peen fucker

My friend dave who loves playing also loves being a peen fucker
by cummaster69sperm September 18, 2021
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Dove fucker

A dove fucker is defined as a person/individual who is known to constantly and consistently ruin good situations and or events to the point of them becoming bad instead
Oh look it's a dove in the sky this must surely mean that god is going to stop the floods... WAIT DON'T!..

BANG! (Jeff has shot down the dove)

oh Jeff YOU DOVE FUCKER!!!
by Pony Head March 25, 2024
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Baloney fucker

Is derogatory term used towards Jewish people
by Fwyehrhebeh April 16, 2022
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shot fucker

A "shot fucker" is someone who wants to repeatdly knocks their shot glasss against yours and keeps you from drinking your shot. It can also be any action that delays you from drinking your shot.
I really need a drink...but that "shot fucker" keot clicking his glass on mine...Let's drink the shot already.
by Diabla007 January 16, 2011
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Fossil Fucker

A younger male who purposely 'hits on' older ladies (usually aged over 40 and single) for the purpose of sex.
Look at that guy hitting on that old woman - man, bet he's a fossil fucker!
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 18, 2018
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Kazoo fucker

When you put a kazoo in someone's mouth and a dick in their ass and see how loud they get.
Friend:Yo I'd kazoo fuck jenny all night I bet she'd be pretty loud
Me: shut up kazoo fucker
by That_random318 January 5, 2022
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