God cock

when God fucks you in your asshole without warning and without lube

Stef: Shenae got god cocked last week her girl fucked her dad
shemar: damn really

by Brokebitch November 29, 2019

Cock Split

The ratio, based on 100%, of a cock's potential hardness, arousal, and size.

Person being fondled, "Whadda you think - 60/40?"

Fondler, "Dude, I am not yet familiar with your cock split, but, I dunno, maybe 70/30?"

by cbizl September 15, 2011

Cock Gridlock

Similar to the cock block, but the guy-to-girl ratio is higher, about 4:1. Usually a team effort.

Your friend seems rather annoyed about that cock gridlock we created last night.

by TromboneMechanic September 21, 2009

Kissing Cock

Kissing Cock is usually when your homie bends down and wants to give you a blowie because homies gotta care for each other.

"Ay, can you kiss my cock?"
"Yeah, I love Kissing Cock just take off your pants."

by altbegun January 17, 2021

cock rudders

used to describe a womans giant labia lips,hanging to give the appearance of rudders,no matter the entry angle the rudders always steer you into the vagina

at a bar with a friend"dude look at the cock rudders on that chick".
alone looking at porn"nice cock rudders on that bitch".
after sex to your buddy"that chick had the biggest cock rudders ive ever seen".

by choda4u2 March 12, 2011

Cock Yoga

The act of just fooling with it, but not full on masturbation. Penis remains mostly flaccid.

After dinner I did some cock yoga and watched Little People Big World.

by Ellio's Pizza December 15, 2016

cock cleft

The slight gaping of a vagina after intercourse.

'...then it all dribbled out her cock cleft.'

by fattulip April 24, 2008