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bowling alley 

the only place where you can go and legitly purchase athletes foot.
Brian: Hey dude do you want to go to the bowling alley?

Chad: Do you mean 'Hey dude do you want to get some involuntary athletes foot'?

Brian: Sooo?

Chad: No.
A ghetto ass town that nobody knows of. You got the Stockbridge rez, a casino, a gas station, and a pond, with a whole fuckin street of bars. Near Shawano and Gresham
I live in Bowler.
Bowler by ~Summer Love January 28, 2013

bowler derby 

Small hat with a rounded top. Often worn by British folks or oldsters.
I just bought 12 bowler derbies! Let's have a party!
bowler derby by Rodney Basil October 7, 2003

bowloadious/maximus

A title given to an individual by his/her peers for their incredible ability to literally smoke anybody under the table.
Dude, that hit was whimpy, you said you had iron lungs, wait 'til bowloadious/maximus gets here, your boasting will cease!

Bowligible 

A contraction of the words Bowl and Eligible meaning that a team has won at least 6 games in a season of NCAA college football. Assuming that team is in a respectable conference, they will be invitied to a bowl game after the regular season
Sportscaster 1: With a loss to Ohio State in the final game and a record of 5-6, Michigan will not be bowligible this season.

Sportscaster 2: LOL, n00bz
Bowligible by Silver Buckeye November 15, 2009

bowlioke 

Bowlioke is an outing where one engages in bowling & karaoke.
On a whim I searched the internet to see if such a thing/word existed and it just so happens I found a group on facebook. Me and some friends started throwing the word bowlioke around as a joke and it grew and grew until the owners of the bowling alley/bar we go to started using the term in their advertising.

Exp: Sadaat says, "Hey Ryan, you down for some bowlioke tonight?"
bowlioke by JLP63 December 10, 2009