Ass foam 

The result of explosive diarrhea that looks like a root beer float once it lays to rest in the toilet.

That Mexican food we ate last night gave me such bad ass foam.

Ass foam by MiTaiSter September 19, 2009

Ass Cheerio 

The act of leaving a used condom in the anus of one's sexual partner (who received the anal sex) without him/her knowing the used condom has been left in the anus. Once the partner defecates the condom out to their surprise they have then found an Ass Cheerio.

After mediocre anal sex I left that bitch an Ass Cheerio to remember me by.

Ass Cheerio by The Dancing Mr. Bojangles May 10, 2011

ass munching cunt face 

The third most offensive insult someone can receive. see cunt muffin, and cock juggling thunder cunt

Go to hell you ass munching cunt face.

ass munching cunt face by Failbot6669 June 20, 2011

Ass juice 

When you've been sitting down so long that your seat is full of sweat that came from your butt

Guy 1: "So, the other day George asked if he could use my desktop computer."

Guy 2: "What happened?"

Guy 1: "He was on for three hours. When he got up, I noticed my seat was full of ass juice."

Ass juice by Anonymoose January 22, 2015

ass crack fever 

When you don't wipe well after a poo, and you get the itchies.

Heather didn't wipe well enough, leaving her with ass crack fever.

ass crack fever by ceav March 3, 2017

ass booger 

A small piece of shit that gets stuck under your finger nail and you smell it and say that's a "DANK ASS BOOGER!"

Jeffy:" I need help. I've got an ass booger stuck in my finger nail. i need someone to sniff it out."
Cody: "Let me get a sniff."

ass booger by YurrStepDad April 8, 2020

ass station 

Much like how a gas station is a place where you can get some gas, an ass station is a place where you can get some ass.

Bro, my girlfriend dumped me last night. What's the best ass station in town?

ass station by jacob carr June 20, 2020