alex morton

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Alex morton has big, wet, shiny toes.

alex morton by lil_adhd February 6, 2020

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Alex Barker

Skater kids that tens everything and everyone. Wears Supreme exclusively and shops at Zumiez. Acts hard but is a simp at heart. Bestfriend is "AZ kids" and Riddenkin (stream "how are you?" on all streaming platforms). Has a busted ankle due to skating. Overall chill asf and a good friend.

ME; sorry i was sick
FRIEND; aw that's a ten
ME; okay Alex Barker

Alex Barker by karnac2121 March 2, 2020

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Alex Gavin

Alex Gavin is a notorious underground gangland criminal known in the streets as Gavo. He is the hardest lad known to man and hates unloading the dishwasher. He will call you a ‘shit cunt’ and doesn’t have a bed time, ever . His side jobs include : stay at home astronaut, owner and founder of the no1 Katy Perry fan club aswell as inventing the microwave. If you see him walking towards you please start to walk backwards , very quickly.

Ever hear of that Alex Gavin fella, heard he’s class under a high ball.

Alex Gavin by Mike askhole April 16, 2020

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Alex Mcmullen

The next Roy Keane in the making first meet at 16 cant hit a fly but loves getting blood noses and crying when the king hits him with a dyspraxic right

Your man over there got hit with a right and hes doing alex mcmullen on it

Alex Mcmullen by Danbuscus123 May 6, 2020