Baked Potato

When a larger sized person gets really high.

"Damn, this fool is a baked potato."

by UnicornPornHorn March 30, 2015

greato potato

when something turns out bad

that's just greato potato

by jkentos March 1, 2009

Unsalty Potato

The opposite of a hot/reem girl.

"That Rachel is SUCH an unsalty potato"

by Jhal123 May 14, 2012

Mashed Potatoes

A vegetable(Or severely autistic person) who just ate shit.

"Bro did you see that autistic kid fall?"
"Yeah, His ass is mashed potatoes"

by ShadyShrooms December 4, 2023

Potatoing out

When one is in a state of consciousness or mind in which is comparable to a potato

Do you see that man over there?
The one drooling on himself?
Yes, hes completely potatoing out.

by ThePotatoeMaster May 24, 2015

making mashed potatoes

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.

Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.

by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019

Sweet Potato Surgery

When you create an incision on a yam/sweet potato an eat from the cut

Hey do you want mashed sweet potatoes or do sweet potato surgery?

by yeetboi396 March 5, 2018