Kyler’s Mom’s Car

The car that got absolutely fucked by a Boston Marathon Doppelgänger

Kyler’s Mom’s Car
Kyler: Oh no the website crashed
Ben: Yea like your mom’s car

by Ooby Bob September 28, 2023

Norwegian Car Crash

when a party of men come together and have a massive orgy. Then men are usually norwegian but other nationalities are welcome to join in.

Person 1: "I Say, look over there. Those men are having a orgy"

Person 2: " No,no they are having a norwegian car crash!"

Person 1: " Ok, Mmmm... that looks fun"

Person 2: "Wanna join in!"

Person 1: "Ok!"

by The man Who Knows All! June 23, 2011

I'm A Car

ur horny but its just an easy way to say it

Ethan: fuck dude I'm a car shes too hot

by toby_innit August 30, 2021

Car crash pickup

When you see your crush driving in front of you and you want her number so bad that you deliberately cause a car crash. You’ll need her number for insurance purposes, so it’s a guaranteed way to get her number.

My crush won’t give me her number, so i did a car crash pickup and got it myself.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 29, 2020

Car balls

When a man is getting into his car and his nut sack shifts while sitting thereby getting squashed under a thigh & the car seat.

Dude, my boxers were so lose that I got the worse case of car balls yesterday.

by Green & Salty January 19, 2021

BENJrOVGanBJraSTASS'S ganBJraSTERiders in fast cars

Bending over Ass's ganbjrasteriders in fast cars 🚗 😎. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior leader March 10th 19eightynine.

I am name after BENJROVGANBJRASTASS'S GANBJRASTERIDERS IN FAST CARS. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR LBJAY MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq February 1, 2024

cadaver car

another name for a hearse

when my grandma died, they carried her casket in a cadaver car .

by papablees January 31, 2018