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Human Cuttlefish 

A beta male, whose tactic to access females is to appear “harmless”, a “male feminist”. This tactic is an attempt to manipulate females to put down their guard, and “trust” that he’s “different from OTHER men”. Will make strong statements denigrating alpha men as being toxic, hyper masculine, and dangerous. Is really just trying to get a sympathy fuck, or boobie pics.
Be careful of that Human Cuttlefish that’s sidling up beside you and just wants to be “friends”! He’ll roofie your drink the first chance he gets!
Human Cuttlefish by MamaMac27 April 25, 2020
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Slim thicc with a cute ass 

What one would call a human if the female gender if this certain individuals curvatures are pronounced and (of course) have an ass to match the curves.
Esha: she slim thicc with a cute ass

Emma: uuuuuuhhhhhhh

Esha: whatever....hey guys, I think I'm bi.

Everyone: ok
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cutie with a booty

a hot chick with a class ass, a knockout babe who has an ass of exquiste portion
Tonya was so hot and that ass, she's a cutie with a booty.

Cute Fruit 

A gorgeous, smart, sexy, amazing Aussie Girl. That I love.
Your so addicting cute fruit, I just can't get enough of you.
Cute Fruit by Fuzzylumpkens May 5, 2009

breaded chicken cutlet 

During sex on the beach the male slips out his piece, rubs in the sand and reinserts into the unsuspecting vajayjay.
So I was banging this chic on the beach, things were going great but after i gave her the breaded chicken cutlet things got wierd.

Veal Cutlet 

"I'm gonna tenderize your veal cutlet till you scream!!!"
Veal Cutlet by MattKV July 2, 2008
Unlike what most people seem to think these days, Cutting is not brought on by 'Emo' music, or a cultural fad. People do it to cope with depression just like people use alcohol to cope with depression and they need help. So next time you hear of someone purposefully harming themselves, think twice before you call them "a whiny emo fag"
Pompous ass #1: "Sallys cutting herself!!"

Pompous ass #2: "Wow shes probably just a whiny emo bitch that wants attention."

Sally: *cries*

Good Sumerian: "Hey dickheads leave her alone! Shes going through a hard time and she needs help." *comforts sally*
cutting by qwertyuiasdfgh December 29, 2008