Brendon

The Brendon also known as; Beatrice, Mowgli, Bernadette, Betty, Sebindi, Halfbreed, Indian version of ginger and many more, is an Indian, Chinese, Anime, Caucasian, grown man child. As a full grown adult he looks like a 12 year old, dark of complexion, with Chinese eyes and long black anime hair. Typically watches Hentai sploshing tentacle porn every chance this rare species gets. As the tale goes, a Brendon is raised in a Jungle by a bear and a panther and wolves (Brendon was on LSD when this story took place) he shat in bushes, trees, shoes, hair, his food, anything he had to in order to survive. You want to steer clear of this species as he will shit in your moms best dress with no remorse. This species needs to be avoided at all costs.

"I ran into a Brendon while taking a jog. He stole my hat, shoes, and pants, shat on it all and put it on my front doorstep, when I got inside he also managed to get in and shat in my mothers Closet while looking me in the eye with such malice and no remorse"
"MY GOD Baloo, how did you ever manage to make it out un-shat-on?"
"I told him his mom sent be bobs and vagene pictures, he got sad and ran away crying"

by The Midget lover October 18, 2017

Brandoom

A folk super hero of the modern day created and loved in Toronto. Raised in the middle of nowhere with a passion for barbecues that could rival Hank Hill, Brandoom races to the scene of any crime in order to aid his fellow citizens. Much like Batman Brandoom can be called by a signal, however unlike Batman, The Brandoom signal is a burning orphanage. Which he then must extinguish the fire of.

No matter what the problem any citizen will feel safe hearing his catchphrase "IT'S TIME TO RAIN SOME BRANDOOM DOWN UPON YOU!"

If aqua-man and other superhero's are in the urban dictionary, then Brandoom deserves a place as well!

by IronBro November 8, 2013

Brandan

One of the nicest boys ever ! So so lovely and usually below average height. Very honest and trustworthy and will listen to anything and everything you have to say, even if it’s bullshit. He doesn’t play with your heart and will never cheat as it’s against all of his morals. He is usually quiet and kept to himself but when you get to know him , he’s a mad man.

Boy : “omg is that brandan?”
Girl: “omg yeh , he’s fucking mint 🥺”

by fucking_mint October 17, 2019

Brandnew

Acting brandnew is when you screw up something that you should full well know how to do. It can also mean being afraid to do something when all of your other friends are up for the challenge.

" Why you being a bitch? You actin' real Brandnew right now!Or, "How the hell you spilled my drink? Damn, you Brandnew".

by Janeiro Brown May 9, 2006

cross branding

defecating immediately after a person defecated previously in the same bathroom. generally said bathroom features a single toilet. however, in the case of particularly odoriferous defecators, cross branding may occur where said bathroom features several stalls. cross branding is the effect by which the two distinct odors combine to form a single, gag-inducing odor.

Guy One: I had to poo so badly that I used the bathroom immediately after Tom finished taking a dump. The distinct odors of our feces combined to form one foul smell.

Guy Two: Wow, that sounds like some serious cross branding.

by Stinky Franklin June 22, 2009

branding

Trimming a chick's pussy

I branded her pelt with my signature chicane

by Chizzy May 2, 2003

Brannon

Not To Be Trust! He will promise you the moon and even convince you that you are the one. He’s telling 5 other women the same thing at the same time. He will plan trips & even talk about “when you will be living with him. He loves to play out these fantasy scenarios become he gets off on the genuine excitement on your face and every woman he does this too. He is ADDICTED to the newness of relationships, the first kiss, first time sex with women. The genuineness of the women falling in love with him and appearing as their hero. Always has a least 3-5 women at a time. Loved to flaunt his money and will tell every woman that he wants them in control of his money. But he is ALWAYS in control. He is a FAKE. He pretends to be a gentleman & respectful but once he sucks you in, the abuse begins. Manipulating, cheating, compulsive lying coward. A predator. Only knows how to interact with society through head games. NOT what he says he is. He is a spineless sneaky snake. Two-faced & stabs everyone in the back. BEWARE!! He is a life lesson. An obstacle in life for you to overcome. However, you you leave the relationship with absolutely NOTHING. He is like locus. He will strip you of everything, emotion, mentally, financially, credit score, reputation, career and anything of value. Especially sentimental value.

I’m at the ‘Brannon’ level in my life. Once I get past this, I can start my life over fresh and new.

by Truth.At.All.Times July 18, 2019